Tipcamkin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous turtle.

Tipcamkin created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Tipcamkin, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tipcamkin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Tipcamkin's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Tipcamkin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tipcamkin.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tipcamkin.

3. Always help sick frogs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
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