Cisshugtip is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, merciful donkey.

Cisshugtip created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisshugtip, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cisshugtip, he will be very unhappy.

Cisshugtip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cisshugtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Always obey Cisshugtip's priests.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear hats.