Damarmfod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, omnipotent toad.

Damarmfod created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damarmfod, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Damarmfod, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Damarmfod's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Damarmfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn scarves.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Erect six carbon sculptures of Damarmfod on top of important buildings.