Gilmidmutfebcisswodrap is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage mongoose.

Gilmidmutfebcisswodrap created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Gilmidmutfebcisswodrap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gilmidmutfebcisswodrap, he will turn you into a dog.

Gilmidmutfebcisswodrap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Gilmidmutfebcisswodrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. You must love Gilmidmutfebcisswodrap.

5. Always help geese in need.
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