Nanrowflag is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying
horse.
Nanrowflag created Africa eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nanrowflag, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nanrowflag, she will torture you forever.
Nanrowflag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Nanrowflag's Holy Commandments1. Run away from cyan ants, for they are unholy.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Always help mites.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never wear shoes.