Nanrowflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying horse.

Nanrowflag created Africa eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanrowflag, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nanrowflag, she will torture you forever.

Nanrowflag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nanrowflag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan ants, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help mites.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never wear shoes.