Hoglisthab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet dog.

Hoglisthab created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hoglisthab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hoglisthab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Hoglisthab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hoglisthab's Holy Commandments

1. Hoglisthab loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always treat voles with great respect.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.
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