Mifcedstigpomponvannegbim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Mifcedstigpomponvannegbim created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifcedstigpomponvannegbim, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Mifcedstigpomponvannegbim, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mifcedstigpomponvannegbim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Mifcedstigpomponvannegbim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven mites approach from the west.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must love Mifcedstigpomponvannegbim.
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