Fedwapmab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish jackal.

Fedwapmab created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Fedwapmab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fedwapmab, it will be very sad.

Fedwapmab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fedwapmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Fedwapmab loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Run away from cyan horses, for they are unholy.
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