Stipflankim is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, cheerful pig.

Stipflankim created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipflankim, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipflankim, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stipflankim's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Stipflankim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Stipflankim must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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