Sandwadpit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish lobster.

Sandwadpit created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Sandwadpit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sandwadpit, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sandwadpit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Sandwadpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not kill geese.