Disstonkyog is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous
wyvern.
Disstonkyog created light four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Disstonkyog, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Disstonkyog, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Disstonkyog's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Disstonkyog's Holy Commandments1. Always help grasshopers in need.
2. Disstonkyog must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Never go into magenta rooms.
5. Disstonkyog loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.