Vangepnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive dove.

Vangepnarl created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangepnarl, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Vangepnarl, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vangepnarl's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Vangepnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. You must pray to Vangepnarl eight times a day.

4. Never sing near monkeys.

5. Retreat if five sheep approach from the north.