Lib is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, passionate goblin.

Lib created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lib, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lib, it will turn you into a frog.

Lib's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Lib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms yellow.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Worship no other gods but Lib.