Godbegtan is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful dragonfly.

Godbegtan created the planet Earth eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godbegtan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Godbegtan, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Godbegtan's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Godbegtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never paint your neck purple.

5. Never write about nebulae.
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