Madtimvon is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, weak fly.

Madtimvon created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madtimvon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Madtimvon, she will have a low opinion of you.

Madtimvon's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Madtimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never pour water over plants.