Budflatstig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring coyote.

Budflatstig created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budflatstig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Budflatstig, he will turn you into a hamster.

Budflatstig's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Budflatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine tapirs approach from the north.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never paint your arms magenta.

4. Never talk about snails.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.