Jadyoktit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless gnu.

Jadyoktit created the Andromeda Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadyoktit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jadyoktit, she will not care.

Jadyoktit's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jadyoktit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never paint your head white.

3. Do not take Jadyoktit's name in vain.

4. Worship no other gods but Jadyoktit.

5. Do not covet oxen.