Kanbasslik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witless wombat.

Kanbasslik created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Kanbasslik, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kanbasslik, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kanbasslik's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Kanbasslik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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