Fadpigdob Nabbegcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, unselfish bat.

Fadpigdob Nabbegcet created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadpigdob Nabbegcet, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fadpigdob Nabbegcet, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fadpigdob Nabbegcet's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fadpigdob Nabbegcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always wear purple.
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