Cubzentab is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, smart ant.

Cubzentab created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cubzentab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cubzentab, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cubzentab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Cubzentab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Worship no other gods but Cubzentab.