Dintad is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, almighty octopus.

Dintad created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dintad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dintad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dintad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Dintad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Never talk about snakes.