Kadgetmitstragjenrak is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying crane.

Kadgetmitstragjenrak created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadgetmitstragjenrak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadgetmitstragjenrak, she will turn you into a duck.

Kadgetmitstragjenrak's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kadgetmitstragjenrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. You must pray to Kadgetmitstragjenrak seven times a day.