Sakgovfud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sapient chinchilla.

Sakgovfud created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakgovfud, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakgovfud, he will make you grow a tail.

Sakgovfud's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Sakgovfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat coconuts.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never feed strawberries to sheep while wearing gray trousers.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. You must love Sakgovfud.