Fomnibtap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective mongoose.

Fomnibtap created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomnibtap, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fomnibtap, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fomnibtap's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Fomnibtap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Fomnibtap.