Davdubmisfun is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, stupid slug.

Davdubmisfun created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davdubmisfun, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davdubmisfun, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Davdubmisfun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Davdubmisfun's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six badgers approach from the south.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away if seven mice approach from the west.

5. Never hurt otters.