Barnjigjon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unsympathetic crow.

Barnjigjon created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Barnjigjon, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Barnjigjon, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Barnjigjon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Barnjigjon's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from brown gulls for they are unholy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Do not take Barnjigjon's name in vain.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Barnjigjon on top of all buildings.