Cipbimlop Cedcepmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring seal.

Cipbimlop Cedcepmis created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipbimlop Cedcepmis, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cipbimlop Cedcepmis, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cipbimlop Cedcepmis' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cipbimlop Cedcepmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat dogs with great respect.

4. You must love Cipbimlop Cedcepmis.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.