Fudjadgan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, duplicitous fairy.

Fudjadgan created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Fudjadgan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fudjadgan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Fudjadgan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Fudjadgan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention goats.

2. Always look after injured ducks.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always wear blue.