Nulyattbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, moody bird.

Nulyattbug created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Nulyattbug, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nulyattbug, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nulyattbug's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nulyattbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. You must love Nulyattbug.

4. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to music.