Hitnanyarp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise giraffe.

Hitnanyarp created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitnanyarp, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hitnanyarp, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hitnanyarp's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hitnanyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Do not speak about onions.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never skip in holy places.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.