Badgatyarl is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, stupid finch.

Badgatyarl created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badgatyarl, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badgatyarl, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Badgatyarl's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Badgatyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Badgatyarl on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair pink.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.