Bimyakyar is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental
jaguar.
Bimyakyar created bats seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Bimyakyar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Bimyakyar, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Bimyakyar's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Bimyakyar's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Never paint your feet orange.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.