Kiplim is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, almighty dingo.

Kiplim created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiplim, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kiplim, she will destroy your home planet.

Kiplim's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Kiplim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kiplim.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.