Negweehon is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fast cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Negweehon created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Negweehon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Negweehon, she will manifest in front of you.

Negweehon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Negweehon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Always help horses in need.

5. Negweehon loves bats, so they must be honoured.