Wonartwod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, generous swan.

Wonartwod created humanity nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wonartwod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wonartwod, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wonartwod's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wonartwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Put Wonartwod first in all things.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect your elders.