Hasrulraghig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive penguin.

Hasrulraghig created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Hasrulraghig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hasrulraghig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hasrulraghig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Hasrulraghig's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Put Hasrulraghig first in all things.

4. Do not take Hasrulraghig's name in vain.

5. Never think about moons.