Limsidruttipkam is a god.
He takes the form of a small, staggering
dolphin.
Limsidruttipkam created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Limsidruttipkam, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Limsidruttipkam, he will destroy your favourite star.
Limsidruttipkam's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.
Limsidruttipkam's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.
2. Never talk about mice.
3. You must love Limsidruttipkam.
4. Hide from yellow birds for they are unholy.
5. Always help sick goats.