Limhughasjipsabzen is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humane
meerkat.
Limhughasjipsabzen created a strange quark seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Limhughasjipsabzen, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Limhughasjipsabzen, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Limhughasjipsabzen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.
Limhughasjipsabzen's Holy Commandments1. Limhughasjipsabzen loves sharks, so they must be honoured.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
3. Always look after injured great tits.
4. Never look at comets.
5. Limhughasjipsabzen loves geese, so they must be respected.