Sandsadboss is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless dog.

Sandsadboss created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandsadboss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandsadboss, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sandsadboss' most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sandsadboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sandsadboss on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat peas.
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