Biss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet owl.

Biss created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biss, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Biss, it will send minions to preach to you.

Biss' most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Biss.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never go into white rooms.