Gembogbit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful badger.

Gembogbit created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gembogbit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gembogbit, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Gembogbit's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gembogbit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo foxes for they are unholy.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not cook food in pots.