Dinfunkamlogmis is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless whale.

Dinfunkamlogmis created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinfunkamlogmis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dinfunkamlogmis, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dinfunkamlogmis' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dinfunkamlogmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not laugh in public.