Mabgunkom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing crocodile.

Mabgunkom created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Mabgunkom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mabgunkom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Mabgunkom's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Mabgunkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always wear white.

4. Never mention ducks.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.