Kipcaryik Stiksasnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, cheerful capybara.

Kipcaryik Stiksasnurl created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipcaryik Stiksasnurl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kipcaryik Stiksasnurl, he will be very sad.

Kipcaryik Stiksasnurl's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kipcaryik Stiksasnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not hurt horses.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.