Gensawbif is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy otter.

Gensawbif created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gensawbif, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gensawbif, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gensawbif's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gensawbif's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Gensawbif on top of all buildings.

5. Never write about comets.