Witpakpitfemortwodmilquag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful hyena.

Witpakpitfemortwodmilquag created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witpakpitfemortwodmilquag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Witpakpitfemortwodmilquag, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Witpakpitfemortwodmilquag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Witpakpitfemortwodmilquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never write about galaxies.