Cibfidfom is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust tapir.

Cibfidfom created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibfidfom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibfidfom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Cibfidfom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cibfidfom's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cibfidfom.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Run away if five mites approach from the west.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.