Bumcibcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, vain walrus.

Bumcibcip created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumcibcip, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bumcibcip, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bumcibcip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Bumcibcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must never eat bananas.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Bumcibcip on top of all buildings.