Bodbabren is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent goose.

Bodbabren created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bodbabren, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodbabren, it will turn you into a mole.

Bodbabren's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bodbabren's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never play with disobedient children.