Bomnuryarl Xinflapnel is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent ant.

Bomnuryarl Xinflapnel created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomnuryarl Xinflapnel, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bomnuryarl Xinflapnel, she will turn you into a frog.

Bomnuryarl Xinflapnel's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Bomnuryarl Xinflapnel's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never wear indigo scarves.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not take Bomnuryarl Xinflapnel's name in vain.